Adventures in my bed! a guys tale! by ja'a jared..

(A hobbit-like person..this is not LOTR! i think its me going on an adventure..)

Well to start of...yesterday i went to bed... and had the longest and weirdest dream ever... i could remember it in full detail... are you ready? here it goes..
I awoke in an old hut.. very stuffy and ..small..i roamed my hut..huh? roamed a hut? a hut is very small how could i possibly roam a hut? but it was true! the hut was huge.. i went through passages and hallways..i thought.. i think i would go wake my bros.. "this place gives my the creeps" i thought. But somehow anyhow i was actually very familiar to this peculiar hut..i knew the way to every passage every place... I found an old door.. really2 old door it was.. cracks and hairline cracks and new cracks and more.. well i turned the door knob..but the door could'nt open, instead of opening the door spoke to me.. "what the hell u doin? u wanna squeeze the life outta me? the door knob is my heart and don't squeeze but speak and u may enter" he shouted.. i did not comprehend to a single word he said.. so lets give it a try.. i started to speak greek words to him or i thought it was i was surprised i could speak it too.... and the door opened grandly for me.. "Thats much more better my master" the door mumbled.. i went in.. this was my bros room indeed.. my mind told me.. but the room did not look like my bros room at all... i went to wake him up and ask him wat is this weird place.. he awoke.. and sat up.. i asked him where were we... his faced looked puzzled... he spoke.. he spoke i don't have any idea language.. but i understood it.. he told me i was at home.. but this did not look like home at all.. then i heard a knock at the door.. not the door i spoke to but the huts main door..

i went swiftly and silently through the halls i looked back and caught a glimpse of my bro.. he disappeared too.. but to where? when i reached the door.. i opened it .. and no one was there.. where are they? "i'm here blindass!" the man spoke...i looked down.. he was a little man.. not a dwarf or a hobbit.. but he was a "gnobble" and he told me that he was a gnobble himself...well wats a gnobble doing infront at my house? a long beard he had.. a bubble belly and red rosey cheeks.. but the gnobbles spoke harsh words to the big people like man or woman..but not harsh words to their kind.. i stood there starinng at him.. "quit your glaring at me dumbass!" he blurted out... "then wat brings you here? and i beg your pardon because i was quite surprised to see you and did not pay attention to wat you have spoken" i replied with a cheerful wise voice "Knotsbutsle at your service!" he bowed " no ones at my service no one is my service so stand up straight and tell me why your here or i suppose you wanna sit down inside and have some tea or cake?" "oh yes sit down and have tea or cake i will as long as Mr Jared pleases me to" i replied. he hopped right in and made himself at home and sat on the couch but the couch was just too oversized for him. "but no tea for little Knotsbustle but coffee and cake for me please!" he shouted.. "I assume you have a pipe.. i have the best weed in the woodlands and i like to have a puff once in a while! " i replied cheerfully to him... "Indeed! a little puff in the fresh air outside wont hurt your pitiful lungs i suppose" he said..

End of part one.. part two will be coming soon..i need to right part two down.. ~cheers~

The Work of Dog
1:09 PM

F@@#%! Friendster!

Well today i had nothing to do but sit infornt of the computer....well the first thing to do since it was the first time on the computer after so many days sick and weak, i went to check my friendster and stuff... well i havent checked out my friendster in a long2 while...all was well..accepted 2 friend requests...everything was normal... then i checked my testimonials... no testimonials...what the hell! the same thing happened to my bros account... so i don't know wats wrong wif friendster.... so thats it! ~cheers~

The Work of Dog
11:46 AM

holidayz...

I'm BaCK!! the past few i was down with the sickness.. very2 high fever... now its the holidays! yeah! Don't know what to do.. too lazy to do anything... even go out... well tats all for now.. will be posting new stuff ...hopefully... of course i will its the holidays idioth!

The Work of Dog
4:27 PM

New shirts
Master More Than Words by Extreme
I want my PSP back >.<
Get a new Phone
Pass National Examinations
Get out of Fajar
Change for the better
Master Blackbird by THE BEATLES